Question of the day

Why is it than when I look and feel great I go to the grocery store, shop around and get home without seeing anyone I know or knew, but when I look like someone has repeatedly hit me over the head with a baseball bat for two days I run into freakin' everyone I went to high school with? Ok maybe not everyone...it was a slight exaggeration for dramatic effect. It's not fair I tell you, I look presentable 80% of the time so it ticks me off that, that 20% of the time I run into guys I wish knew I was alive in school but now seeing them with my baseball bat hitting hair and teen face breakout, I wish I wasn't alive. Go figure.